"YOUTH GROUP DUPE TO WILDWATER WRINKLY"
or…..
"How being duped into going to youth group when I was 14
led to whitewater rafting trips at the age of 41".

It all started on Thursday 25th January when I was checking the e-mail.
Sender: PASTORPLG@AOL.COM.
Subject: Christian Education Event.
In the canyons of my mind I get a picture of some Monty Python Flying Circus sketch featuring a group of Vikings seated around cafeteria tables singing "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM".
Where do these organizations get your address?


Probably some invitation to an overpriced seminar, on a topic I'd only be tempted to attend because I had some study leave left that I needed to take before the end of the year. I nearly delete it but instead click 'open' and discover the reality of the sin of presumption. Rather than an invitation simply to attend, here's an invitation from Phil Graber to speak. 'Gosh.' My ego appreciates the massage, but my insecurity gene clicks in and reminds me that there's surely a way of getting out of it.

First step, check the diary. 'Oh. I'm free'. Next step, realize that you have nothing to say and even less time to prepare, and out of nowhere "The Book of James" springs to mind. Hmm. I ponder a while and decide to take the plunge. Phil requests that for the morning session I should do something along motivational lines for Christian educators. Now my daughter is a cheerleader at school and immediately I'm off on a dangerous tangent.

"GO TEAM! E.D.U.C.A.T.E.
Educations good for me
And if it's good for me then it's good for you,
Christian education's what you gotta do!"

But then I think, "Nope, Better keep that thought under wraps. You've got two teenage children. You're already enough of an embarrassment to them."

Time goes by and I realize that I really need to get some notes down. Now what was it going through my mind? I remember something about the Book of James and send up one of those random prayers that bounces back at me with the thought that James 3:1 would be a good place to start.

The Holy Spirit has a sense of humor. I'm thinking, no problem. All I've got to do is teach a few teachers about teaching in a motivational way. I hadn't actually looked at this point at what James 3:1 was about and I don't have one of those minds that retains knowledge of every chapter and verse of scripture. I was sincerely hoping that it would be one of those, "Do the work, for I am with you" sort of verses. So I open up the Bible, (New Revised standard version).  Lord, what is it, I can say to these people? I thank you for your word! Praise God!

"Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers and sisters, for you know that we who teach will be judged with greater strictness."

'Well thank you Lord. Now I feel about this big, and slightly even less confident! I'm supposed to be motivating these people, not putting them off. Sure you haven't got another verse you'd like me to share?' At this point God reminds me that there's a whole Bible full of verses to share, but that, right now, it would be good to do that particular one, and that if I didn't like the particular verse I was given, then I should be more particular in what I ask for. I sought solace from my trusty King James Version, but to no avail.

"My brethren, be not many masters,
knowing that we shall receive the greater condemnation."

That's what I've got so that's what I'm going to give you. Immediately I'm into questioning mode. "Why Lord should people not be teachers? Why the severity of this warning? What kind of encouragement is this?" In considering such things I've got three headings.

1. The importance of the task
2. The equipment for the job.
3. The benefit's we receive.


Why this counsel against becoming teachers?


1. The importance of the task

Some time ago I was watching a T.V. Game show, one of those where you have to answer questions to win the cash. A considerable amount was on offer. The question, "Name the Four Gospels" came up. These were not kids, but people of an age to have kids of their own. Up to that point the contestants had been doing really well. They walked away with nothing. If you'd asked them to name the four Beatles they might have done better. Biblical knowledge just wasn't there. Thy couldn't name the four gospels.

I had a phone call from a Middle School Kid after a bible club meeting that our Ministerial Association hosts in the local school during their lunch break. We'd given out some quiz sheets that the kids could complete in order to win a packet of gum or some other mind-boggling prize. She wanted to know, "What were the numbers on the sheet?" "What numbers?" I asked. "The numbers after the names!" I thought she was talking about telephone numbers or web site addresses.

It turned out she was talking about the Chapters and Verses of the Biblical references. She'd never seen references put that way before. We take so much for granted! The next week we did a session simply about the structure of the Bible and how to look up verses.

Don't let anybody tell you that kids aren't interested in religion. There's a hunger out there! This Bible Club the Ministerial Association conducts, (We call it CREW, an acronym for Christians Reaching Everywhere) is little more than a ten-minute devotional and a few songs. The kids have to get their parents permission to attend and sign up on the morning of the meeting. It's all done in accordance with separation of church and State and legal issues.

This last month, in a school of 265 kids, we've had over 100 kids regularly turning up. Altogether, in the school, 205 kids have attended the meetings at one time or another. This is
their time. There's no pressure put on them. They're not all church kids. There's no high-powered advertising and it's not hard sell evangelism.  They're not always well behaved! But there is something there that attracts them. A need, however vaguely defined, for a spiritual dimension.

I'm sure you can find from your own experience many similar stories. You know what I'm talking about! We're faced with a society that is becoming increasingly biblically illiterate, whilst at the same time hungering for a spiritual dimension to life. If the church doesn't rise to the challenge, these folk aren't going to wait around. They can call a Psychic, get by with advice from self-help columns in supermarket magazines, or they can just fill that void with whatever comes along next.

Romans 10:14 "But how are men to call upon him in whom they have not believed? And how are they to believe in him of whom they have never heard? And how are they to hear without a preacher?"

"Not many of you should become teachers", warns James.  It's not easy. Not many of you should, but many of you must. The need is there. The need is for solid Christian Education.

As you've by now realized by my accent, I'm not a native of these parts. For 14 years previous to coming to the U.S.A. (about 4˝ years back) I served as a pastor in Great Britain with the Presbyterian Church of Wales. At the turn of the last century in Wales, in 1904, the nation experienced a tremendous religious revival. Similar things were happening in other corners of the globe. Whole towns were converted. There was an unprecedented move of God's Spirit that touched thousands.

Sadly the emotional impact was not nurtured by solid teaching. Many enthusiastic converts just lost their way. Not long after, the First World War broke out. Many pulpits taught that this was to be the war that would end all wars, the final Armageddon. The reality of the trenches, the horrendous waste of life, the sheer naked brutality of the conflict meant of those few that returned, many never returned to their churches, felling they had been betrayed.

Some historical  theologians suggest things may have been different if there had been balanced teaching; less talk of resurrection and victory and more talk of the Cross. That had the people been biblically prepared, they would have viewed their situation in a different way. Of course it's easy to make those sorts of calls with hindsight!

Teaching is a tremendous responsibility. Not just in task, but also in content. Only, what the preachers of old used to call 'The Whole Counsel of God' will meet mans ultimate needs. Whilst we all hope that we will have converts, Jesus calls us to make disciples!

2. The equipment for the job.

Never has there been age when the church has been so richly blessed with resources. Choosing a curriculum has almost become a career. Every age group, every learning difference, every topic, every angle, it seems is covered by somebody, somewhere. 

Tried shopping for a Bible recently? There was a time when the Bible was like the Model T-Ford. There was only one version and it came in black. But these days it's like wandering around the Mall Car Park. 'Here's the New International, S.U.V. version". Oh you need the "Educators Bible - with particular denominational specific teaching characteristics highlighted in fluorescent pink and commentary by people with lots of letters after their names".

Have you tried the "Fluffy Kitten and Sunset edition?" or here, the much more macho and manly "Serious Welders and Harley Riders version!" Did you want that on Compact Disk, CD-ROM, Video or Audio Tape?". "Oh. You want a book. I'll have to see if we've got one of those!" "How would you describe your theology, 'Sunny side up or hard boiled?'"

Curriculum is important. Making use of youth friendly translations is important. Using visual aids is important. But you can have the best curriculum, the most up to date equipment, the latest and the greatest and there is still just one question that your young people will be asking.

"Are you for Real?"

They will question whether you're beliefs are something you hide behind or a truth that you are living. They will be wondering if this is a job you are doing to fulfill some personal need, or if you are really interested in them. They won't particularly care if you are young or old, street wise or culturally challenged.  They don't need you to know everything about their world. They need to know you love them.

They need to know that when they totally screw up you will still love them.  They need to know that regardless of whether or not they come around to your way of thinking, you'll still be there for them.  They don't want to be looked at as a potential convert, they want you treat them as a person with a name, with a valid viewpoint, with a heart and a soul.

When I left Wales to come here, I had a small Senior High youth group, six kids.. and one of those belonged to another church! At my leaving service they presented me with a handwritten book, consisting of a few embarrassing photos and animated comments recalling what to them had been the highpoints of the 5 years I'd spent as their pastor.

Invariably it was the times when they'd seen me at my worst, the times when I had my guard down, the times they'd seen me struggle with situations that came along, that they remembered.  That bible study on the finer points of Presbyterianism? The series on Christian character? Well, maybe some of it left a mark.

But the squeaky chair in the study during confirmation class, the shaving cream incident at a retreat, the time I broke down in tears after a particularly difficult funeral, and that day we ran around the beach in the wind and the rain, just because we could, those became touching points of grace.

As I think back on my own youth group leaders, Mr. Wynn and Mr. Owen. It didn't matter they were my fathers age.  It didn't matter if they thought that Led Zeppelin was a stupid name for a rock group.  It didn't matter if they made corny jokes that we didn't really understand.

Every Sunday morning they were there for us. Sometimes at weekends they'd take us trips to places, nothing special, just a walk in the countryside. We felt we could ask them anything… anything at all, and they wouldn't fall off their chairs or condemn us. For sure they knew when enough was enough. Sometimes they did get mad. But through their acceptance of us, we somehow experienced something of the acceptance of God.

We knew they were for real.  And often we weren't. We had relationships to make, zits to pop, hormones to subdue.  We were always playing let's pretend. We didn't really know what we believed or that we even needed to believe anything. But we knew that Mr. Wynn and Mr. Owen were for real. And that was impressive.

James 3:13 "Who is wise and understanding among you? By his good life let him show his works in the meekness of wisdom."

The book you're youth will read, more than other, is the one with your name on it. They want to know, "Are you for real?" They may well drive you round the bend, up the wall, across the ceiling, down the other wall and across the floor, but it's all part of being a teacher with the task of making disciples.

Finally, The benefit's we receive

One of the facts of life Christian education work with youth is that you are always sowing and very rarely harvesting. You have these kids for a few years, they move on and you may never see them again.  You may never know the influence, if any, you have had upon them. There are often no tangible results, nothing that can be measured.

Faith is what is needed and faith is what the experience produces in us. When it comes to preparing lessons and thinking topics through, you may gain far more from your lessons than some of your students will. That's not a bad thing!  You need to know more than those your teaching, or at least be just one sentence ahead of them.

As you proceed in faith you don't know where the journey will lead you. I gave this session the title YOUTH GROUP DUPE TO WILDWATER WRINKLY" subtitle "How being duped into going to youth group when I was 14 led to whitewater rafting trips at the age of 41.

As a 14 year old I was invited to hear a band play at my local church. "If I came to Sunday School" my friend told me, ""I could get in for half price'. Ah! Temptation. Greed's a good one. So I went to Sunday School. Some of the girls weren't bad looking.

So I went back the next week. I kept going back. Through the influence of some tremendous folk I've already mentioned, the growing hormonal attachment to being around females of the species and a healthy dose of the incomparable Grace of God, I not only met a girl I eventually married but I was also duped into the faith.

A couple of years later, now a confirmed church member and believer the minister invited me to consider teaching a class of younger kids. This I did. The first lesson I told them everything I knew about God. That must have lasted about 5 minutes and then we played a game. I realized right then that I had a lot more to learn than the kids did.

Circumstances change. I moved out of the area and became involved in a different church. The pastor there discovered that I'd taught elsewhere and wanted to know if I'd do some youth pastoring work on a voluntarily basis. "Sure, no problem". It was. Again I realized that I was up the creek without a paddle. Lot of enthusiasm, but little experience. James words, "Not many of you should become teachers" started to have meaning.

Well, things happen.  I feel a call to go to Bible College. Not the bible college the pastor wanted me to go to, but, one miles away from where I lived in Wales. So I go. Instant culture shock.  In that part of Wales most of the folk didn't even speak English as a first language but the Celtic Welsh language that is nothing like anything you've ever heard. When I tell you that before moving to Fayetteville, I lived in a town called Llanfairpwllgwyngygogerchwyndrodwllllantisiliogogogoch, you'll know I'm not exaggerating.

Bible college days turned into training for ministry.  More culture shocks. Start off in a suburban area. Then to the inner city. Then to a rural calling. All the time.. one thing leading to another.

Another unlikely set of events leads to accepting a call to Fayetteville, WV. Fly over for an interview. I'm sitting in the manse measuring floor space. A knock at the door. "Does it matter if those clothes get wet?" ""Why?" "You'll see". Half an hour later, I'm sitting in a raft going over some rapids. I fall out. I'm 41 years old. To old to be starting this stuff.

Wrong again. Nothing wrong in being a Whitewater Wrinkly. I share these things, because if you accept the responsibility of doing what James suggests not many of us should do, namely become a teacher, not only will you not know exactly what you are achieving, but you are also exposing yourself to not knowing where it might lead you.

All I wanted as a fourteen year old kid was to get in half price to hear a band play. Who would have thought that action, motivated as it was by juvenile greed, would lead me all the way to Ronceverte on a Saturday morning in March 2001.

"Not many of you should become teachers" counsels James.

It is an enormous responsibility.
It requires a lot more than knowledge.
To impact youth you need to have a heart for them.
To have a heart for them you need to keep in tune with the will of God.
You are the textbook your scholars will scrutinize more than any other. Be real

And more than that - be excited.
Our God
is an awesome God.
If God has put the desire on your heart to teach others,
Then God can also supply the Holy Spirit resources to see the task through.
A prayer.

"
Lord Jesus Christ, within your church you call us to be servants, and some of us to serve as teachers and educators. Your word cautions us that this is not an easy job. That to embark on such work, lays our lives open to the scrutiny of others and the refining of your Holy Spirit. We are not up to the task. But through our weakness your grace can shine.  Shine, Jesus, Shine. May we sow seeds in faith that others will one day reap. Above all things may we accomplish Kingdom tasks for the greater glory of your Holy Name. In the grace and merit of Jesus we pray. AMEN."


Rev Adrian Pratt
March 3rd 2001 - Ronceverte